Earth to Stevie: Pull the other one

Response from the police and intelligence community to Stevie Cameron's claim that the RCMP made her into a confidential informant without her knowledge was, to use the Globe's word, skeptical. Or as Stevie herself might say, "horseshit." But I rather like the reaction from one not disinterested observer, international businessman of mystery Karlheinz Schreiber: "I was born ugly, not stupid."