I hear Deloitte & Touche might soon be available...

Troubling as it was to discover that the RCMP had been part of the Adscam money-laundering scheme, funneling public funds to Liberal friends by means of secret bank accounts and destroying evidence afterwards, there was no reason to fear that this would hinder whatever criminal investigations the scandal might require. After all, if the RCMP had a problem investigating itself, it could call in the S�ret� du Qu�bec. (Two... three... four...) Not so fast. It turns out a number of SQ officers were themselves beneficiaries of the sponsorship program, having applied and received funding for the Police and Firefighter Games. Oh well. They could always bring in the Toronto police to investigate the SQ. And then the Victoria police could investigate them. And then...