All Gall

The year is 1995 A.D. All of Quebec is occupied by the separatists. All? Not quite! One small village of indomitable Bureaucrats still holds out, led by the warrior Guit�fix and his magic potion... Well, it's only slightly less fantastic than Dennis Mills's vision of Chuck Guit�, Lone Bureaucrat, a sort of Dirty Harry character who single-handedly held the country together. Did he maybe bend a few rules along the way? Sure! But he did so all on his own, and without telling anybody. It's an interesting theory. And as the Man Who Saved Canada (With $100 Million of Your Money), you'd think Guit� would be eager to tell his story. But his original testimony to the Public Accounts committee two years ago has been kept a closely guarded secret -- until now -- and he's been strangely unavailable in Arizona for the last few months, only agreeing to return with the greatest reluctance. Still, he's scheduled to testify in open session on April 22. Unless -- well, what do you think? What event might happen between now and then that would prevent him from testifying?