Poetry contest!

Don Martin, writing in the National Post: "The Conservative party wrapped up its founding policy convention here as the fallen, fractured Humpty Dumpty of Canadian politics put together again." Hmmm... Humpty Dumpty sat on the fence, Humpty Dumpty wouldn't budge thence. All of the pundits and all of the press Couldn't conspire to make sense of this mess. Well, anyway, you have a try...