Panther Herpes

As we await tomorrow's sober, dignified swearing-in of the new government -- a thousand years of tradition, democracy's glory, etc etc -- your suggestions, please, for an appropriately insulting nickname to bestow upon our 22nd Prime Minister. I came up with three in about thirty seconds for a post a few days ago -- Captain Bloodless, Stone Cold Steve, Prime Minister of the Chess Club -- but you can surely do better.