They're cutting into the bone!

People magazine’s article this week on Britney Spears and her “new guy,” model Isaac Cohen, is five paragraphs long. It was reported and written by seven people. To be fair, they were long paragraphs.

-- New York Times (As Time Inc. Cuts Jobs, One Writer on Britney May Have to Do) MORE: Former People staffer Jeff Jarvis has some equally sympathetic reflections.