Miniblog
March 31, 2004

No-fly zone

Okay they spent $45 million to buy 1 million flags, or about $45 a flag, just slightly over the initial cost estimate of $7-million. Check. The program involved a lot of phoney invoicing and kickbacks to Liberal-connected flag suppliers. Check. Only the flag suppliers didn't actually supply the flags: most of them were bought overseas. Check. But that's not the best part. Not only was the now-infamous Lafleur Communications cut in on one particularly juicy deal -- the usual 17 per cent for the usual sweet nothing -- but the flags they bought are incapable of flying. No sleeve, you see. As history records, however, just the knowledge that those flags were sitting in a warehouse somewhere helped persuade Quebecers to turn away from separatism... (A wave of the Red Rag to the CBC, which owns this story.)

Well, I suppose that's reassuring...


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All Gall

The year is 1995 A.D. All of Quebec is occupied by the separatists. All? Not quite! One small village of indomitable Bureaucrats still holds out, led by the warrior Guit�fix and his magic potion... Well, it's only slightly less fantastic than Dennis Mills's vision of Chuck Guit�, Lone Bureaucrat, a sort of Dirty Harry character who single-handedly held the country together. Did he maybe bend a few rules along the way? Sure! But he did so all on his own, and without telling anybody. It's an interesting theory. And as the Man Who Saved Canada (With $100 Million of Your Money), you'd think Guit� would be eager to tell his story. But his original testimony to the Public Accounts committee two years ago has been kept a closely guarded secret -- until now -- and he's been strangely unavailable in Arizona for the last few months, only agreeing to return with the greatest reluctance. Still, he's scheduled to testify in open session on April 22. Unless -- well, what do you think? What event might happen between now and then that would prevent him from testifying?

There were no terrorists in Salem, either

The witch-hunt continues...
There are gaping holes in Canada's national security net, Auditor-General Sheila Fraser says in a blistering report to Parliament on how the government spent $7.7-billion to beef up security after the 9/11 terrorist attacks... Ms. Fraser estimates, for example, that as many as 4,500 people with criminal links may be working at five major Canadian airports. Sixteen businesses associated with biker gangs, drug dealers and other crime organizations are operating at those airports, she says.... Watch lists used by front-line border officials to identify terrorist suspects are in disarray and do not contain current data on the 25,000 Canadian passports that are lost or stolen each year or people who are wanted on 162,000 outstanding Canada-wide arrest warrants. The names of thousands of international terrorism suspects are not entered on the watch lists or in other security-screening data bases for months at a time...
Warren's right! This woman's outta control! Why, just listen to the headline-hungry, self-mandating rhetoric!
"The government as a whole did not adequately assess intelligence lessons learned from critical incidents such as Sept. 11 or develop and follow up on improvement programs," her report added.
Over the top, or what! And where'd she get this?
In a startling admission, Fraser said Transport Canada does not necessarily consider drug smuggling or "other criminal activity" grounds for denying clearance.
Or this?
There were no updates to the immigration department's watch list from June to November, 2001. When the department finally updated its records, more than 1,500 names were added. "Those left off the list included two of the Sept. 11 hijackers whom U.S. authorities had identified in August, 2001."
She's making it up! It's part of her publicity-loving, Ken Starr-of-the-north witch-hunt tactics! Why we haven't seen this sort of stuff since Salem! If I may quote from The Crucible... UPDATE: Reached for comment, former Prime Minister Jean Chretien added: "For me, it's an administrative problem. That's nothing new. It's a problem of accounting. But I've said 300 times, if someone blows something up, put them in jail. But I'm not for finding fault." UPPERDATE: More hysteria from The Toronto Star, The Globe and Mail, John Ivison, Don Martin ("For $7.7 billion, Canadians have bought themselves a security perimeter that can be breached using stolen passports or licence plates by known terrorists or criminals as they pass through disconnected border checkpoints or airports serviced by known criminal associates.... If a security fence is only as strong as its weakest link, Canada's protected by a chain of fools."), and that right-wing attack dog Susan Riley:
"Auditor General Sheila Fraser's latest report on almost comical lapses in national security in the wake of Sept. 11 is her most worrying so far -- and not only, or even primarily, for the Martin Liberals. Innocent commuters, frequent flyers -- anyone who lives in a major urban centre is the real potential victim here." Oh come on. It's not like we're a target or anything. Just because Richard Clarke says the risk of a major terror attack is growing and that "Canada is as likely to be hit as anyplace else." Just because "a new al-Qaeda manual posted on the Internet is calling for terrorist attacks against Canadians, and specifies that businessmen, politicians, scientists, soldiers and tourists should be targeted." Just because the former head of the CIA warns that "the threat of a major terrorist attack on Canadian soil could increase dramatically when Prime Minister Paul Martin calls a federal election" (another reason to hold off on dropping the writ -- or would that mean the terrorists had won?). But this is all fear-mongering, the stuff of right-wing Republican wannabes. People like... Herb Gray (Ex-deputy PM attacks Canada for weak security controls):
He [said] the federal government in Canada had failed to take charge of many security aspects of Canada's international waterways. In 1998, he said, his commission "recognized the potential transboundary and domestic impacts of a dam or bridge failure on the border, for whatever reason." However, none of the structures involving boundary waters in Canada under which his commission had responsibility were subject to Canadian federal government safety inspections.
People like... the Senate Committee on National Security and Defence (Report: Canada unprepared for emergencies):
The main federal agency charged with emergency preparedness is unprepared for emergencies, a Senate committee report concludes. On top of that, Health Canada has stashed emergency supplies across the country, but won't tell municipal officials where they are. They even moved one stash when a city disaster official found it.
Why are these people so paranoid? Why won't they just trust the government to look after them?

The National Blog

Adam Radwanski is up and blogging, bringing to 16 the number of past or present National Post writers who have gone electric, including David Frum, Paul Wells, Colby Cosh, Mark Steyn, David Warren, Robert Fulford, George Jonas, Jon Kay, Barbara Kay, Adam Daifallah, Aaron Wherry, J. Kelly Nestruck, Matt Welch and, depending on how you define these things, Warren Kinsella. And the Globe? Star? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
March 30, 2004
First Michel Vennat, now Jean Pelletier: the air is positively thick with lawsuits these days. Hmmm. How can I get a piece of this action..?
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Don't tell Paul Wells, but Paul ("let the riding associations decide") Martin has appointed five candidates to run in British Columbia ridings. Oops, he's already heard.

Who's afraid of the Commons Justice committee?

It's not clear what reforms the Martin government is going to bring to the present secretive, top-down process of appointing judges to the Supreme Court, but what we've heard so far doesn't sound promising. Worse, from the sounds of things they want to rush something through in order to make way for a spring election: a major reform to one of our core institutions of government, plus two appointments, all in a matter of weeks. What was that about a democratic deficit? Predictably, everyone's having heart palpitations at the thought of prospective appointees being quizzed by a committee of MPs -- let alone making such appointments subject to Parliament's approval. So instead we're being told it could be done by a panel of distinguished jurists, or that MPs could interview the minister of Justice instead, or even that the questioning could be done in secret. (Given their track record, how long do you think they could keep it secret?) After all -- all together now -- we wouldn't want it to turn into one of those degrading partisan exercises like they have in the US. Oh please. It's my blog, so I'll commit the unforgivable and quote myself:
One imagines what the response would be if MPs were not elected, and someone were to propose that they should be. Elected! Are you out of your mind? Just look at what goes on south of the border. Do we want that sort of American-style circus here, people calling each other nasty names and so forth? Think of the expense! Think of the uncertainty! It would politicize the system of government. It would make it impossible to get good people to go into public life. It would pit brother against brother, province against province... etc. etc.
For people who worry that open hearings would politicize the process: it's political now. We just don't get to see it. For people who worry that good people would refuse to put their names forward, rather than subject themselves to a little political scrutiny: a) If they can't stand the heat, we probably don't want them in the kitchen. b) I don't notice any shortage of qualified jurists on the US bench, nor any obvious superiority in the quality of our own: has the Canadian Supreme Court anyone to match, say, Antonin Scalia? The Supreme Court of Canada is a mess, wandering from judgment to judgment without clear philosophical anchors of any kind, quoting the likes of Catherine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin in one famous example, or on more than one occasion (the secession ruling, Delgamuukw) making it up out of whole cloth. Perhaps a little public scrutiny beforehand might have weeded out the more obvious chowderheads. At the very least, it would give the Court the political legitimacy it now lacks, and might therefore free it from the temptation of tacking back and forth for fear of alienating this or that constituency, as I suspect is now the case. That is, it would make the court less political, not more. For those who worry about US-style partisan circuses: a) The US has a different political culture than we do: though our parliamentarians are certainly capable of behaving just as badly, everything's magnified by the intensity of the media focus. b) Even in the US, the kinds of circuses people remember, a Bork or a Clarence Thomas, are rare -- that's why they're remembered. Relax. Come on in. The democratic water's fine. FOR MORE: Here's a piece I wrote on the subject back in 1998. We've made no progress since.
SERVICE UPDATE: I've copied the blogrolls (lower right on this page, in the index column) over to the links browser, for easier blogskimming. Canadian blogs are listed here, while US and international blogs are here.

Are we near the bottom yet? (cont'd)

More from the frontlines of the Liberals' effort to "get to the bottom" of Adscam... From the Public Accounts committee:
Conservative MPs said a mounting pile of conflicting testimony from former public works minister Alfonso Gagliano and other witnesses who have appeared before the public accounts committee highlights the need for all relevant papers to be released. On Tuesday, the Liberal majority on the inquiry blocked the release of documents, including phone records that could detail the extent of conversations between former public works minister Mr. Gagliano and the retired civil servant who managed the sponsorship program, Chuck Guité.... Even the fact that the parliamentary inquiry is aiming to produce an interim report on the sponsorship scandal by the end of April has apparently fallen victim to partisan politics. Opposition MP and committee member Diane Ablonczy said Monday the Liberals have blown a simple summary report out of proportion to serve their election needs. “The committee decided to do up a summary of the evidence so far that would help question some of the other big players still to appear,” Ms. Ablonczy said. “Suddenly Liberal communications spin has this little summary of evidence morphing into a full blown committee report. Is this shameless Liberal spin because they are desperate to say there's been a report so that they can call a spring election?
From John Ivison:
Gagliano's defence -- that he was not aware of any problems with the sponsorship program until the 2000 audit, and even then was convinced it was merely an administrative glitch -- is similar to that offered by the Prime Minister. Paul Martin has maintained the 2000 audit uncovered "administrative" problems "completely different from the problems that emerged later." However, [top Public Works auditor Norman] Steinberg's testimony yesterday made it clear the internal audit found problems that were remarkably like those uncovered by the Auditor-General.
From the federal Integrity Officer:
Prime Minister Paul Martin's whistleblower legislation is "so fatally flawed" that it not only discourages public servants from exposing corruption but it fails to cover political staff, the RCMP and national security bureaucrats, critics said yesterday... Although the Public Servants Disclosure Protection Act, which was tabled on March 22, creates a public service integrity commissioner, the office does not report directly to Parliament but to a minister, which compromises its independence, according to Edward Keyserlingk, the federal Integrity Officer. "The commission is not established as an agency of Parliament but essentially as an office within the executive of government and that means it also does not have [the] investigative power that normally goes along with a legislatively established body," he said. Mr. Keyserlingk said the bill does not give him subpoena powers, access to Cabinet documents or authority to investigate ministers' offices. As well, private-sector executives doing business with the government are not covered nor are the RCMP and Canadian spies, who could expose abuses of power. Mr. Keyserlingk also noted public servants who face reprisals for speaking out must seek redress through government labour tribunals rather than the integrity commission. "People will not be encouraged to come forward."
From the Senate:
MPs were "asleep at the switch" last week as the government sneaked through a highly unusual bill approving $50-billion in spending through to December, says Senator Lowell Murray. Mr. Murray, whose Senate finance committee will give the legislation a second look today, said the bill allowed Paul Martin to bypass the normal spending review process to prepare for a spring election. "There wasn't even a peep out of any of them," Mr. Murray said of the MPs. "I find it appalling the way they've conducted themselves." Reg Alcock, the Treasury Board Minister, introduced the bill shortly after 7 p.m. last Monday and the bill went through all stages in less than half an hour...
And of course, from shadowy Martin advisers:
The Liberal election platform is almost completed awaiting only Paul Martin's final stamp of approval amid growing speculation the federal election could be called in the next few weeks for a mid-to-late May vote. Senior Liberal strategists were satisfied with the most recent round of polling, released on the weekend, showing slight gains for the Grits in Quebec, and wide margins over the Conservatives in both Ontario and Atlantic Canada. Parliament will sit until the end of this week, take its regularly scheduled two-week Easter break, and then hit the campaign trail shortly after, sources say.

Parrish: "The Jews are out to get me"

At least, that's what Steve Mahoney says she said. Of course, if there's anyone who's out to get her...


So here's what it's come to: not only are we incapable of making a serious military contribution abroad, we can't even defend our own soil. Against Denmark.

At last the flying cars

And he's Canadian.

Utterly without shame

You knew this had to come:
Chretien defends the sponsorship program, calling problems 'administrative'.
The day after the lead auditor at Public Works testifies that the problems were anything but 'administrative' --
"We were talking about the steering wheel and the brakes of the program; we weren't talking about the air conditioning or the radio of the program. So it's beyond me if somebody can take that clear message, read the audit report, and make some kind of conclusion that these were simply administrative issues," Mr. Steinberg said.
-- up pops the old fraud to shrug and deny the obvious, deny that it mattered, deny that he was denying: "That's nothing new. It's a problem of accounting." A little clerical error, that's all. You get the feeling that Chretien could deny it was raining. And, in a speech in London carefully translated for John Ibbitson by unnamed Chretien confidants, the former prime minister obliquely finds fault with his successor for, well, finding fault.
"In life and politics, I am someone who believes in solving problems, in accentuating the positive," Mr. Chr�tien states, ostensibly in reference to the Commonwealth and the United Nations, "in defending institutions . . . that have been developed by the wise people who preceded us -- especially defending them against armchair critics who would only notice faults. "Fault-finding is very easy," Mr. Chr�tien concludes. "But it is paralyzing. It saps confidence and trust. I am not a fault-finder. I am a doer."
So you see? It's all Martin's fault for acknowledging the scandal. He's paralyzing the party. If he had just shrugged and denied, denied and shrugged, all would be well. One expects this from Chretien, of course. What is more alarming is to see the number of Ottawa journalists who have taken up the same line: Martin turned this molehill into a mountain. Martin has needlessly pursued a vendetta against Chretien partisans. Martin's all this and all that. I think it's time someone came to his defence. That's my next National Post column.

Senator Parizeau?

Incredible, but apparently true: according to a new book, Brian Mulroney offered Jacques Parizeau a Senate seat in 1987. For his services to the country, I suppose. Mind you, at least Parizeau turned him down. Of all the separatist leaders, he was always the most honest, both with himself and others (remember the lobster pot?). Which is not to say he was honest: the whole thing was a bluff and a con, which could only succeed in the face of a completely enervated federal government -- as it certainly appeared to be in 1995. But in relative terms, he was the least deluded. A coup d'etat, followed by complete independence, was the closest thing to a realistic prescription for separation. As opposed to the innumerable models for "supranational infrastructures" and other Rube Goldberg devices proposed from various points along the spectrum of hemi-demi-semi-separatists (as the immortal Sen. Eugene Forsey used to call them) over the years. The latest example, also from Pierre Duchesne's biography of the former premier, the third volume of which has just been published in Quebec:
[An] illlustration of Mr. Parizeau's determination to break all ties with Canada following a referendum victory can be found in a key document obtained by Mr. Duchesne outlining the Quebec government's negotiating strategy in the event of a referendum victory. The negotiating committee proposed that Quebec request a seat at the United Nations but not at the World Trade Organization, arguing that Quebec's trade interests would be better served as part of a "Canadian union" team. An enraged Mr. Parizeau rejected the idea, saying Quebec would not form a country simply to allow Canada to negotiate trade issues on its behalf.
The same currency, the same passport, a binational Parliament in which Quebec would have half the seats: what madness those years were. But only because the political class in the rest of Canada, by its apparent acceptance of these and other absurdities, encouraged Quebecers to believe that, oui, c'est possible.

Your money thrown in a hole in the ground!

Folks outside Toronto may be interested to know that $1-billion of your money has just gone to subsidize the Toronto subway system. But don't worry. There'll doubtless be federal money for the Edmonton subway soon enough.

Talk amongst yourselves

I see there's a lively discussion on health care under way -- attached to a post on Stephen Harper. I've no wish to interrupt, but to give a more permanent home to a debate that is sure to take up much of the next six months, I've instigated a Donnybrook on health care reform. To get you started, here's a sampling of my columns on the subject (hint: I'm against user fees). For those new to the site, a tip: you can find all of my back columns catalogued by subject matter, just by clicking on the search link in the title bar.
March 29, 2004

In Salem, there were no witches (cont'd)

PoliticsWatch updates the emerging Liberal talking point: it's all nothing more than a witch hunt. House leader Jacques Saada, perhaps inspired by John Ibbitson's overheated Friday column, actually made the Salem comparison in the Commons today. I predict this will become the government's all-purpose answer to everything, in hopes that the public will simply tune out the whole controversy. So I will just repeat a point made here earlier: There were no witches in Salem, but someone did steal $100 million here. And they did so, by the Prime Minister's own admission, with political direction. PLUS: PoliticsWatch also points out how late in the day it was that the Liberals discovered it was a witch hunt. It was Miriam B�dard's accusations, recall, and the uncritical reception they received, that set the meme loose. Yet who were among the leading uncritical receptors? The Liberal members of the committee, who had not a word of criticism for her after her testimony, or even followed up on the remarkable things she said she had heard. Indeed, both Dennis Mills, quoted earlier here, and Shawn Murphy praised her to the skies immediately after her appearance. What do you suppose turned them against her?

Travesty in BC

There is no other word for this. A riding association which for years had an average of 200 members suddenly balloons to 2000, mostly from a single ethnic group, just before a nomination meeting, and a popular two-term MP with a record of legislative achievement is turfed. When are the parties going to fix this appalling, degrading system of instant memberships, sold (and purchased) by the crateload? We are the only advanced democracy (I use the term loosely) that I know of that tolerates this nonsense. In the States they have registered party members affiliations, of course, but I've never heard of this thing happening in, say, Britain. Apparently, the British have this quaint notion that to vote for a candidate in a party nomination battle, you should actually have been a member of the party for more than, say, five minutes. Mind you, they also take a dim view of letting busloads of elderly drunks, non-citizens, children and the deceased decide these things, so they're obviously behind the times.

Political economy, indeed

Two pieces of extraordinary rubbish in the Globe this morning. (Down from their usual average, I know, but still...) In the first, Rhéal Séguin interviews Jacques Parizeau about Monsieur's post-referendum plans to "invest" $17-billion of the province's pension funds in the ultimate speculative play: government of Quebec bonds.
"It was the normal thing to do in order to protect against those who may be tempted to create panic on the financial markets," Mr. Parizeau said in an interview.

"We would have let the bonds drop to a certain value and we would have intervened on the market to buy them at a lower price and then sell them later. We would have made a lot of money."

Well, yes: unless the price continued falling. Bear in mind that Parizeau, as he was good enough to inform us after the fact, intended to achieve independence within a matter of days (the only way, to give him his due, that it ever could be done, and almost certain to fail even then), and that the government of Canada, as was also later revealed, had no intention of yielding to this putsch. (That's Chretien, God bless him: He may have been a corrupt old bastard, but he was our corrupt old bastard).

The likely result is too ghastly to contemplate: a crisis of legitimacy, as the two governments wrestled for effective control of the province (though most of the cards would be in federal hands), the courts filled with petitioners seeking the protection of the law against an illegal coup d'etat; probably the odd hydro tower toppling, as the Cree asserted their rights; and massive capital flight, and a currency crisis, and a bank failure or three, and... Anyone who doesn't think this would soon have spilled into the streets doesn't remember the heavy sense of menace that hung over Montreal in those days. Remember "money and the ethnic vote"? Remember Landry and the hotel worker? We dodged an enormous bullet on October 30, 1995: not separation (the Parizeau regime would have collapsed within weeks), but chaos.

But none of this troubles Monsieur's serene contemplation, as he surveys the imagined past -- or Séguin's. Listen to this:

Mr. Parizeau explained that the financial markets at the time had already factored in a possible Yes vote for sovereignty in the referendum.
They had factored in a possible Yes vote. They had not begun to price in the reality of such a vote, since no one had any idea what the consequences would be. And if they had, there would have been no opportunity for the profit-taking Parizeau imagines: prices would already be at their long-term level. But I'm interrupting:
It was generally recognized [that's Séguin speaking, not Parizeau] that the bonds would have returned to their original value shortly after the vote, allowing the government to resell them and reap huge profits.
Bunk. A friend of mine was managing a large bond fund out of the States at the time, with significant exposure to Canada. His whole career, he told me later, was riding on calling the referendum right (ie a flip of a coin). If there was that much risk attached to Canada bonds, multiply that several times over for GQuebs.

There's lots more in that vein. But let us not neglect the other piece of rubbish, this one by Jim Stanford, economist for the Canadian Autoworkers Union. It's on the theme -- surprise! -- of the national debt, and the evils of paying it down, which the NDP apparently believes is a big votewinner ("if you'll just consult this table of compound interest, it clearly shows..."), notwithstanding its leader's recent $200-billion gaffe. The party has been stressing the point post-budget, as have other lefty commentators. (Linda McQuaig wrote a similar column in the Sunday Star).

Here's the spin:

Canada's public-debt burden has plunged since the deficit was eliminated in 1997. Net federal debt currently equals 41 per cent of GDP -- down by 26 points since 1997, good enough for second-lowest in the G7. This turnaround, dramatic by any measure, was not mostly due to debt repayment. Almost 85 per cent of the work was done by economic growth (which boosted the denominator of the debt-GDP ratio, far faster than debt repayment shrank the numerator).

Indeed, suppose the Liberals had not paid back a single loonie of debt since 1997 (balancing the books instead of running significant, allegedly unplanned surpluses). The debt ratio would equal 45 per cent of GDP today, instead of 41 per cent, still second-best in the G7.

Of course, since these same people were telling us that the debt-to-GDP ratio didn't matter back when it was at 67%, you may want to consider the source. But let's take up his point. Why, he asks, is the government devoting $3-billion a year to debt repayment (actually it isn't: it's only said it would devote that amount to a contingency reserve, to be put toward the debt if unspent. Last year, for example, a third of it was.) in order to meet the arbitrary benchmark of a 25% debt-to-GDP ratio in 10 years, when it could achieve the same result in 11 years merely by balancing the budget every year?

He's quite right, as a matter of arithmetic. But why is he so attached to the arbitrary benchmark of balancing the budget every year? In fact, even if you ran small deficits, the debt-to-GDP ratio would continue to decline. They needn't even be that small: just so long as each year's deficit added less, proportionately, to the existing stock of debt than the economy grew that year. A 5% growth rate means anything less than a $25-billion deficit would be acceptable. You'd still get to 25% ... eventually.

But forget 25%: why are we so transfixed by a lower debt-to-GDP ratio? What's wrong with 41%? Or 50%? Sure, you pay less in interest each year at lower debt ratios -- we're now paying 19 cents of every tax dollar in interest, versus 36 cents at the peak -- but at the cost of forgoing all the extra spending and/or tax cuts you could have indulged in, had you been willing to borrow to pay for it. (Which is what you would be doing, even if the budget were balanced, or even in surplus: so long as the debt is higher than it would otherwise have been, any spending or tax cut is debt-financed.)

Now the point of all this is not to suggest that we should forget about the debt, or return to deficit spending. The point is that the balanced budget target to which the left has suddenly become attached is no more set in stone than the government's semi-official policy of running $3-billion surpluses (true to form, it tries to have things both ways, or rather three ways: an official policy of exactly balancing the budget every year, a semi-official policy of running surpluses equal to the continency reserve, and the actual policy of running much larger surpluses that are not announced until after the fiscal year is over). Stanford and friends prefer a zero surplus because it is smaller than a $3-billion surplus. It's as simple as that. Only by professing their belief in balanced budgets, they can pass this off as a newfound devotion to fiscal responsibility. (But in fact nothing's changed. When the deficit was $38-billion, they wanted it to be $41-billion. When it was $17-billion, they wanted it to be $20-billion. Now it's in surplus, and they want it to be balanced.)

On much the same, though opposite reasoning, I prefer $6-billion surpluses to $3-billion, and $9-billion surpluses to $6-billion: based on a gut feeling that we need to make progress against the debt while we can, in preparation for the day, not far off, when we may well have to start running the debt back up again, to pay for the aging baby boomers. That doesn't mean that a dollar in debt repayment is always to be preferred to a dollar in spending or a dollar left in taxpayers' pockets: otherwise the whole of the budget would be surplus, and taxes raised to the point of maximum revenue yield. But up to a point, it is. Think of it as an investment -- like Jacques Parizeau, by buying back its own bonds the government is investing in itself. (You'd think the left would love that.) The dollar you forgo in spending or tax cuts today is $1.08 you can have next year, or $1.17 the next, and so on. The debt is now $55-billion lower than it was at its peak, in absolute terms, but it's about $300-billion lower than it would have been if the debt-to-GDP ratio were still at its peak. That roughly three-eighths reduction in the debt, proportionately, has paid disproportionate dividends, more than halving the share of GDP going to interest.

Like most things, however, the returns to debt reduction diminish the further it is pursued. Maybe somebody has a formula for calculating where the "sweet spot" of optimal debt reduction is, where the gains just offset the costs. I don't. But as a rough guide, "several billion dollars more than the left thinks proper" will do.

POSTSCRIPT: The two arguments above each have their antecedents. For Parizeau, the respected financial analyst Will Rogers: "Listen, people, there's no great mystery to this stock market business. All you do is buy yourself a bunch of stock, wait for the price to go up, then sell it and take the profit. If it don't go up, don't buy it." And for Stanford, the classic historical text, 1066 and All That: "The National Debt is a very Good Thing, and it would be dangerous to pay it off, for fear of Political Economy." UPDATE: Actually, the exact Will Rogers quote is: "Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it." But then, a gentleman always slightly misquotes.

March 28, 2004

Club andrewcoyne-a-go-go

Several improvements to the site over the weekend. 1) I've added a collection of cool pop music links (for browsing in the links browser, as always). These are a complement to the hugely pointless What's playing on my hard drive feature (now with lyrics!), which has proved inexplicably popular since I first introduced it earlier in the week. (NB: These are hardly the only great music sites out there, so feel free to add your own favourites in The Link Exchange.) 2) The search page has been upgraded with several new quick-search boxes, for one-stop searching convenience. 3) Thanks to an impenetrable bit of code I scalped off the Haloscan forum, you can now see how many new comments there are under each blog post (new, since you last obsessively checked it), and thus be instantly alerted when some fool has had the temerity to respond to your definitive, unanswerable comment that, really, should have ended the argument right then and there. You're welcome. The tip jar is to your left. NEALEUS REDIVIVUS! Nealenews, Brian Neale's great headline service, is back up, about 48 hours after announcing its demise. Seems they cut some deal with a tabloid site, which will help with both the content and the revenue side of things. Mind you it's possible this was all just a cheap way to fish for compliments: pretend you're dead so you can listen to your own eulogy. Anyway I'm not giving him back his links.
March 27, 2004

Defining Stephen Harper

untitledExtremely good analysis of Harper's views in the Toronto Star (!) by Tom Walkom (!!): insightful, fact-based, and, on the whole, fair. You may register your astonishment here. ON THE OTHER HAND: Joe Clark, Scott Brison and Andre Bachand stick the knife in, while a bunch of other Tories, Peter MacKay among them, bleat nervously about "moderation." ON THE OTHER OTHER HAND: The Star editorial board, true to form, warns of Harper's "far-right" tax-cutting agenda. ON THE OTHER OTHER OTHER HAND: So does Ralph Goodale. ON THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER HAND: There's Paul Martin's agenda, one that James Travers promises will "rekindle the fire of ideas that last fall made Liberals prohibitive favourites for a fourth consecutive majority," a "new Camelot" that "will rival the 1940 Rowell-Sirois Report in proposing radical ways to change the way the federation works." What does this "new Camelot" entail? A deal with the provinces on health care, it seems: one that Martin vows to strike via marathon, Meech-style negotiations: "I have asked to meet with the premiers this summer, not just for lunch or dinner over a weekend, but for as long as it takes to put in place a health-care system that is funded and clearly sustainable." And what is the shape of that deal? More money, natch: something everyone, including Harper, seems to have agreed upon, though we are spending a) more than we ever have, per capita, after adjusting for inflation, b) more than most other nations on earth. And this, via a shadowy Martin adviser, instantly denied by the PM himself and just as instantly forgotten by the media:
Ottawa open to revising Canada Health Act, source says The Paul Martin government is open to revising the Canada Health Act, the legislative foundation of medicare, to improve its sustainability, says a key federal source involved in charting the future of the health-care system.... The news was greeted with shock by medicare advocates, but was welcomed by Alberta Premier Ralph Klein, who has long argued for change. Asked whether the government would consider revising the act, the source said: "It's an option. We are saying the five principles will remain intact. Clarification is possible. Some have suggested adding a sixth principle . . . accountability. "But others have suggested other things, too, so we're going to look at that."
I am trying to imagine the Star's response had Harper, or anyone around him, said anything remotely similar to that. No, I can't quite manage it...
March 26, 2004
I've added a link that lets you see the what's playing at this very moment on my computer (plus the last 10 songs played). Totally useless information, but it was too cool to resist. The link is in the left-hand column, just below the "now playing" tab. (Updated playlists for my incomparable MP3 collection are just below that.) Also, I've added a PayPal "tip jar" at the left -- it's the button marked "Donate" -- should any of you feel so inclined. Suggested donation: $100,000.

Just a hunch

Apparently there are two polls coming out tonight. I'm not privy to either of them, but let me go out on a limb and predict they will show a healthy rebound in Liberal fortunes. Otherwise how to explain the persistent (and rising) election talk? UPDATE: In fact, the CTV poll (can't find the TVA/La Presse one) shows not much movement either way: Libs 38, Cons 27, NDP 15, Bloc 10. That's not good for the Grits, as they tend to drop during the campaign. Cons are up sharply in BC, Bloc as expected showing well in Quebec. The full data is are here. UPDATE: It was in fact a Leger/Journal de Montreal poll. Results (Quebec only): Bloc 46, Libs 35, Cons 11, NDP 7. Some narrowing of the gap, but not much. Laurent from Le blog de Polyscopique (the only fully bilingual blog I am aware of -- although this blog is conversant in Latin, as long as the conversation does not stray much beyond "the farmers are in the peninsula") notes that the Cons are up from 6% in the last poll, though it could all be within the margin d'erreur. UPDATE: The Election Prediction Project's current standings are: Liberals 105 Conservatives 58 NDP 11 Bloc Québécois 31 Too Close to Call 103 The Project attempts to divine how the vote will go riding-by-riding, overcoming one of the chief handicaps of national polls. On a related note, the folks who run the University of British Columbia's Election Stock Market are gearing up for another run, after their successful 2000 campaign. Like its forerunner, the Iowa Election Stock Market, it's a demonstration project in the power of markets as information-gathering devices. You buy and sell "stocks" tied to the electoral fortunes of various candidates/parties: share of the popular vote, number of seats, whatever. For example, the Iowa Presidential Vote Share market now shows Bush shares priced at 52 cents, to Kerry's 46 cents (Nader presumably accounts for the other two percentage points). So if Bush in fact collects 48% of the vote come November, you'd lose 4 cents per share if you bought in today. Whereas if you were smart enough to pick up Kerry at a discount, you'd earn the same amount. The theory is that people betting their own money will have the incentive to gather every scrap of information that could possibly affect the results: not just the polls, which as everyone knows are simply snapshots at a particular point in time, but everything, present, past or future, that might be germane. The IESM claims a superior track record to the pollsters in a dozen years or so it has been around, and it has the academic research to prove it. Similar markets are now up and running on the 'net, on every subject under the sun. Some well-known examples: the Foresight Exchange, and the Hollywood Stock Exchange. Of course, Ladbrokes works on essentially the same principle. ALSO: The UBC site also has a nifty election seat/vote predictor. You plug in your forecast of the average swing in vote from one party to another from the last election, and it spits out the implications if this trend applied across the country, or across individual provinces, using the updated riding boundaries. It's basically just a spreadsheet, but a useful one at that.

Nobody stole $100 million in Salem

Emerging Liberal talking point/press gallery consensus: It's a witch-hunt! It's a partisan frenzy! It's McCarthyism! Or, in the case of John Ibbitson's column this morning, it's all three. He quotes from The Crucible. (Chantal Hebert strikes a less dramatic note.) The Bédard testimony was a gift in this regard: wild, unsubstantiated allegations, followed by indignant denials all round, followed by sly insinuations about her sanity, followed by claims that this throws the whole thing into doubt. Warren Kinsella, inevitably, writes, "this whole 'scandal' is descending into farce..." The whole scandal. Or rather, 'scandal.' Let's just review some of the latest developments, shall we? Item: the half-billion dollar "honeypot." The current Prime Minister's staff first asserted that he knew nothing about it. Now we hear from multiple sources, including the former chief of staff to Jean Chretien, Eddie Goldenberg, that he did. The Prime Minister himself says the fund was set up under Brian Mulroney, only to be contradicted, in an unusually detailed rebuttal, by Joe Clark. The fund was at first denounced by the Prime Minister's own officials as a slush fund, and killed in the budget. Then it was a routine matter, used only to fund Canada Day and Terry Fox runs. (What, no Musical Ride?) Then we discover it was the seed money for the whole sponsorship program. But it's all in the public accounts, we are assured. Which is news to the Auditor General. Are all these people part of the witch-hunt? (Actually, that's emerging talking point number two: the A-G is out of control! She's out to get us! She's a rampaging, self-promoting Ken Starr of the North! Again, I cite Warren Kinsella as my authority.) Item: Alfonso Gagliano's testimony before the Commons Public Accounts committee. The former ambassador to Denmark is attempting to cast himself in the role of Goody Proctor. "As far as witch hunts go, this one is pretty good," a friend remarks. So then, is Huguette Tremblay, whose testimony flatly contradicts his, part of the witch-hunt? Is Ran Quail, his former deputy, who testified that Gagliano and Guité had an unusually close relationship, bypassing proper lines of authority? Are they all in it together, maybe with the help of the Auditor General? Is there some sort of conspiracy here? Item: Denis Coderre. The former minister of Amateur Sport is also singing the victim tune. It's lies, all lies, he thunders in Parliament, after Tremblay fingers him as one of the ministers calling Guité's office. "I never saw Chuck Guité in my life!" Maybe not, but as he acknowledged afterward, he talked several times with Pierre Tremblay, Gagliano's former chief of staff and Guité's successor in charge of the sponsorship program. Indeed, as the Toronto Star had earlier reported, "Coderre was in regular touch with Pierre Tremblay in clandestine meetings, and conversations over secure telephone lines," while Huguette Tremblay testified that agenda books were deliberately left unfilled to cover over any political interference. For background: This is the same Coderre who, cabinet documents show, had urged that verbal agreements should be used in sponsorship deals; who has a close relationship with Claude Boulay, senior partner of Groupe Everest, to the point of staying in his condo -- a fact he had earlier denied; who used to work at Groupe Polygone, another of the advertising and communications firms implicated in the scandal. All this has been reported widely, including by the Toronto Star and the CBC. Are they part of the conspiracy? Item: Michel Vennat's wounded piece in the Globe yesterday. An innocent man traduced, dismissed from employment on trumped-up charges, hounded by the government at every turn, and all just for doing his job. No, not Francois Beaudoin: he's talking about himself. You'd never know this was the same man whose testimony was described by a Quebec Superior Court judge as evasive, contradictory and not worthy of belief. You know, the point about a witch-hunt is that there were no witches. POSTSCRIPT: Oh, and Bédard? Probably she's out to lunch about the drugs and the multi-million dollar payment to Jacques Villeneuve (though it's ironic that the good souls fretting about witch-hunts are so quick to burn her), and it's true that the committee should have challenged her on these (And not just the Opposition members. Listen to Liberal MP Dennis Mills: "When I was listening to her, I was mesmerized. I thought that she was as straight, as sincere, as honest a person as I've ever listened to.") But then there's this interesting tidbit, from an interview in the Star with Alain Richard, a former Groupaction executive, who is to testify next month:
Richard said he had no knowledge of the allegations that Bédard had made. He said, however, that a Groupaction executive did boast to him that he had managed to get Villeneuve to wear a Government of Canada logo on his helmet for a sum of "something like $500,000."
Well, he's probably crazy, too. He's the one who keeps reporting receiving death threats.

Electionwatch

It's on, it's off, it's on, it's off.... Latest reports have it that Martin has given the go for a spring election. Martin-friendly reporter Heather Scoffield (Budget brings spring election to the lips of Liberals):
The Liberal government's internal opinion surveys in the wake of the federal budget have given it new confidence to call an election this spring, Ottawa sources say. Liberals had hoped the budget would focus public attention on the agenda of Prime Minister Paul Martin's government, as set forth in the Speech from the Throne last month. They also wanted the budget to secure the government's reputation as that of a reliable fiscal manager with a social conscience. Response from the public so far has shown Liberal insiders that the budget has gone over much as they had hoped. "We like where we are at right now," said a Liberal official, adding that "the odds" now favour a spring election. Dates now being vetted include May 31 and June 21.
Martin-friendly reporter Susan Delacourt (Coming soon: The Paul Martin show):
Prime Minister Paul Martin is going prime time next week with the Liberals rolling out a TV ad campaign as part of the growing momentum toward an election in late May or early June. The television ads are said to play heavily on Martin's personal popularity, featuring him talking to ordinary Canadians about the major issues of the day — including the sponsorship scandal, although in general terms. Martin's increased TV presence is further evidence that the Liberals are determined to barrel right through the scandal's political tumult, betting that the new Prime Minister can deliver the governing party bruised, but still in power, to renewed confidence with Canadians.
The thinking seems to be to come in after the Commons public accounts committee delivers its interim report in April (probably inconclusive, with one or two minority reports to muddy the water further), but before the fall, when the judicial inquiry begins taking evidence. Hence Martin can use the interim report to claim that Canadians have been given "as much information as possible," consistent with his oft-stated need for a "mandate." The Delacourt Line: May 31, June 7, or June 14. Then there's this weird bit of numerology:
The two June dates have symbolic, even sentimental significance that could argue for — or against — Martin choosing them. June 7 is the 75th birthday of John Turner, who won the Liberal leadership and called a snap election in 1984 only to go down to resounding defeat. June 14 is the birthdate of David Herle, one of Martin's closest confidants and co-chair of the Liberal election team. Many of Martin's supporters, including Herle, were Turner loyalists and do not want to see history repeat itself. So May 31 stands as the most likely date.
Wha? We're deciding when to go to the people based on lucky numbers and birthdays?

Sad decline of Andrew Coyne

He's right, of course. Mind you, the same could be said of my whole career...
March 25, 2004

NealeNews, RIP

There is no joy in Blogville, as Brian Neale's mighty news site bows out, the victim, he says, of a nasty combination of rising workload and declining readership. Sad: Neale's site, with its amazing lists of links (still up -- for now), was a regular stop in my browsing routine, and a useful alternative to Bourque's sometimes esoteric news sense. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN: To mourn his passing, I have swiped all his links. See the Neale Memorial Links page, in the links browser.

Goldenblog

We haven't heard much from Eddie Goldenberg since the boss skipped town. Jean Chretien's former chief of staff has popped his head above the parapet just twice, once to assure everyone that he knew nothing about any sponsorship mess, and a second time (via Larry Martin) to give the same assurance again. But now he's talking about what he did know. And what Paul Martin knew:
Paul Martin as finance minister had personal knowledge of a shadowy national unity reserve fund every year that it existed, former prime minister Jean Chretien's chief of staff said Thursday. The revelation helps explain furious back-pedalling by Martin's Liberal government Thursday in the Commons, when a fund they had characterized 48 hours earlier as a "honey pot . . . not consistent with the values of sound fiscal management," suddenly became a nation-building exercise that followed "normal accounting procedure."
Mind you, Eddie's on the same page when it comes to the substance, describing the secret fund as a "routine" matter:
"It's all money that's within the fiscal framework set by the department of finance," Goldenberg said in an interview. "Was the department of finance and the minister of finance aware of it? Sure."
And there's this priceless quote:
Goldenberg said he couldn't recall talking directly with Martin about the fund: "We talked about so much."
For such a routine matter, the Martin people are having a hard time keeping their story straight. Recall that when the existence of the fund was first revealed, the usual shadowy Martin adviser was telling reporters that Martin knew nothing about it:
"We came into office, learned of its existence, made a policy decision not to use it and now we're getting rid of it."
Well, which is it? Did he know about it, or didn't he? Was it a honeypot, or a routine matter? Or, as one suspects, are honeypots the routine?

$30 billion, $200 billion, who's counting?

The NDP has quietly removed from its website its leader's eyepopping budget-day claim that the budget committed the government to pay down $200-billion in debt over the next 10 years. Whether it's the conventions of media objectivity or the free pass the NDP is given on most things, no one has seen fit to call this what it is: the most embarrassing gaffe by a political leader in years. The basis for Layton's claim appears to have been the budget's target of a 25% debt-to-GDP ratio in 10 years. Quickly doing the math -- too quickly -- Layton's staff calculated 25% of a $1.2 trillion economy to be $300-billion. Subtract that from the present debt of roughly $500-billion, and you get the $200-billion figure. Well, yes -- if they were planning to get there this year. But to get to 25% in 10 years, assuming the economy grows at all between now and then, requires much less in the way of actual debt retirement: $3-billion a year, using the budget's baseline 5% nominal growth forecast. Hence the current version of the NDP's attack line: "The Liberals are poised to spend at least $30 billion over the next ten years, presuming rosy economic projections are correct, on meeting the artificial target of a debt-to-GDP ratio of 25%." Pssssstt. At least Stockwell Day only got the direction of the Niagara River wrong: not basic budget arithmetic.

Three, four, 52, who's counting?

Logical possibility 1. Alfonso Gagliano, in addition to having no knowledge of what was going on in his department and no apparent managerial duties of any kind, is also afflicted with severe memory loss, somehow forgetting that he had met with Chuck Guité an average of once a week for several years, rather than the "three or four" times a year he had claimed in testimony to the Commons Public Accounts committee (later amended to "four or five"). Logical possibility 2. Huguette Tremblay, Guite's former deputy as special projects manager of the sponsorship program, is a paranoid schizophrenic, witnessing dozens of meeting between the two men that never occurred. Logical possibility 3. Ms Tremblay, for reasons that are not immediately apparent, is making it up. Logical possibility 4. Gagliano lied through his teeth to the committee. POSTSCRIPT: There appears to have been a lot of traffic through that office:
"We also received requests occasionally from other ministers - and even from the prime minister's office," she said. Ms. Tremblay also mentioned that she had received requests from the former secretary of state for amateur sport, Denis Coderre, who is now President of the Privy Council... [CP] "Tremblay also linked the involvement in the sponsorship program to two prominent members of former prime minister Jean Chretien's office - Jean Pelletier and Jean Carle. [What, him again? - ed.] According to Tremblay, a female from Pelletier's office would often call Guité and Carle would visit the office "on average once every couple of months.... Carle was not the only regular visitor to Guite's office. According to Tremblay, ad executives from Groupaction, Groupe Everest, Gosselin, and Lafleur - all named in Auditor General Sheila Fraser's report - would visit Guite once or twice a month.  And she also fingered the former president of Via Rail, Marc Lefrancois, as being a "frequent caller to Mr. Guite," but could not recollect if any other Crown heads or executives were in regular contact with the office. [PoliticsWatch]
UPDATE: Coderre, according to the Globe and Mail, flatly denied that he had any dealings with Guité. In Parliament, no less.
"There are limits on the lies that can be said," Mr. Coderre said. "I never saw Chuck Guité in my life."
Logical possibility 1... GAGLIANO AD ABSURDUM: The former ambassador to Denmark has resurfaced, but he's not exactly contrite. CP reports his lawyer sent a 10-page letter demanding an apology from committee members for their treatment of him during his testimony.

'A new and much tighter system to manage its spending'

The complete text of Stephen Harper's reply to the Budget is available, and posted here. The top half is just devastating. A sample:
Mr. Speaker, this is the tenth budget of this tired, old and corrupt Liberal regime.  The first eight budgets were delivered, as Canadians know, by the current prime minister... Mr. Speaker, in those early budgets, the Prime Minister, who was finance minister at the time, took full responsibility for the spending program of the government.  The message of those budgets was clear: your finance minister is in control of taxpayers’ dollars. In his 1995 budget speech, the current prime minister said the following: The government has just introduced a new and much tighter system to manage its spending… For the first time, departments will have to prepare business plans for three years forward… that transparency and that accountability will mark a major departure from the past. … Individual ministers are being asked to alter their funding approach accordingly. They will be held accountable for their decisions and those decisions will be reviewed annually. Reviewed annually, one can only assume, by the minister of finance, or at least by Treasury Board, on which the minister of finance was the vice chair. The year 1995 is significant. That is the year in which the Liberal government nearly lost the country. That was also the year in which the Liberal government decided to create a sponsorship program. Allow me to rephrase that: The year that the Liberals created the Sponsorship Program was also the year in which the current prime minister put in place “a new and much tighter system to manage its spending.” Of course, most Canadians remember 1995 as the year in which government cut billions of dollars from the health care system. Allow me to rephrase that: The year that the Liberals created the Sponsorship Program was also the year in which the current prime minister massively cut spending on health care. The 1995 budget put forward four priorities. The very first priority was to: Reform government programs and procedures to eliminate waste and abuse and ensure value for the taxpayer’s dollar. This promise was repeated in his 1996 budget speech: If there is one area where we must never let up, it is the effort to root out waste and inefficiency. And in his 1998 budget speech: The battle to root out waste and inefficiency can never end. Now, allow me to rephrase all of that: The year in which the Liberals created the Sponsorship Program was also the year in which the current Prime Minister first vowed to root out waste and abuse of taxpayer dollars. And now this budget, once again, tries to establish the government as “prudent managers.”  The government has made a number of recommendations to tighten spending.  They want to re-establish the office of comptroller general.  Canadians are rightly asking, “you mean you don’t have one now?” And the answer is, no. The answer is “no” becaus